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Wrestling Blogpost: The Invisible Match of the Year

The Invisible Match of the Year By Austin Cope Ajcope12@gmail.com (843)693-2283 With 2019 come and gone many matches have been thrown about as match of the year  contenders: Ospreay v. Takagi, Bryan v Kingston among others. There is however one match  that deserves special consideration. On April 5th, 2019 at Joey Janela’s Spring Break 3, The  Invisible Man defeated Invisible Stan in 7 minutes of intense, invisible action.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cslu7zFmPjM Perhaps the fact that only referee Bryce Remsburg could actually see the match, he was  wearing glasses that gave him “bad boy vision,” could disqualify it from match of the year  candidacy. But this match is such a great deconstruction of pro wrestling that everyone who  loves wrestling in the squared circle needs to check it out. It's a hell of a lot of fun to boot.  Before the bell has rung the audience boos the introduction of Invisible Stan and chants of...
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Sketch: Looney Toons In Action!

INT. WARNER BROS CORPORATE OFFICE JACK (AUSTIN) and SAM (ANDREAS) are seated side by side in their shared office. They are each chain smoking and sporting a white shirt and black suspenders. Jack’s phone rings and he picks it up.  JACK Hello? Well, how am I supposed to know that? You’re the writer! Alright, Hold on let me ask ‘em. Jack places his phone to his chest and turns to Sam. JACK Is the ‘Three Little Bears’ public domain? SAM Yeah, it is.  JACK You heard the man–you didn’t?! It...it is public domain, yeah. Alright. Jack hangs up. Sam’s phone begins to ring, he answers. SAM Hello? No, no, no, no. How many times do I have to say it? A shadow faced spartan martian. Uh huh. Okay. Sam slams the phone down. As he does, Jack’s starts ringing. JACK Jack here. It has to be a southern chicken. SOUTHERN...well, then get me one that can do accents! Jack hangs up.  (BEAT) Sam’s starts ringing. Sam picks up.  SAM Yeah...
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Sketch outline: Safety First

Safety First What’s up youtube it’s your very good friend Pat the carpenter. (Pause) I hope everyone is having a fantastic day. It’s a cool 65 degrees with a bit of a breeze blowing through. Nice and sunny so a perfect day to do some home improvements. Today we’re making an end table.  (Pause) Now I find no room is truly complete without the proper end furniture. Somewhere a place to put your drink or a snack. Somewhere for your remote, to keep it out of the sofa cushions. (Pause) Before we get to this project, safety tips. When you’re in the shop, you’re in danger. It’s important to wear protective glasses, hearing protection, dust protection, as needed for the tasks you’re preforming.  That said let’s get to the goods. For this project I’m going to use walnut for the top, and maple for the legs. I had these scraps laying around the shop, and some end table legs would be a good use for otherwise junk lumber. And I’m just going to use wood glue for the ...
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Sketch: Fuck Me Charles

Fuck Me, Charles SCENE 1 Int. Dan’s breakfast nook. Dan and Charles are in the middle of brunch.  Charles: lov- Dan: What was that? Charles: lovely home I was saying... again. So lovely I wanted to say again.  Dan: thank you Charles: what did you call this again? Dan: what did I call what again? Charles: (points this time) I say what did you call this again? A Breakfast quiche? Dan: yes breakfast quiche.  Charles: lovely.  (Eating) Charles:  SCENE 2 int. Charles and Liza’s apt. They are sitting down for tea at an appropriate/uptight distance from one another Charles: Dan’s a good worker. I like him.  Liza: that’s nice Charles: He’s just in his own head too much Liza: how unfortunate Charles: I think he’ll be a great addition to the firm once he gets a firmer head on his shoulders Liza: yes Charles: great with numbers. Needs to get better with people.  Liza: hmm Charles: ha. don’t we...
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